Homemade v/s Store bought
Two prize fightin champs come out of their corners. They make their way to the center of the ring. Throwing punches in the air. Snarling, giving each other ‘stink eye.’ Who will win? Well, we all know who’s going to win.
Homemade!
Yep the fights fixed folks. (Ain’t that always the way?) But you paid your money, so let’s at least try to make it look like a real fight. Now lets get back to the ring.
Store Bought makes contact first. He spells out ‘Convenience’ all over Homemade’s face. Ouch! The crowd roars.
Homemade is down. It’s not looking good. The referee starts counting 1-2-3-4-5. Is the fight over already? No way. Homemade begins to rise. He leans on the referee but gets pushed off. He stumbles, the crowd tells him its over and to give up.
“Homemade is for people with no lives.” They say, “Store Bought is for interesting people who have better things to do than to be trapped in the kitchen all day slaving over a hot stove.”
“Death to Homemade,” they chant “death to Homemade.” It echoes in his ears. He looks out at the crowd. Everyone’s against him, individuals, businesses. He begins to lose hope. Maybe he’ll be defeated after all.
What happens next, tune in tomorrow for the rest of the story.
